RELATABLE MEMES: Catch your sub, peeps!
7 “POOR” THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU’RE SECRETLY RICH
- Ask people for money before they get the chance to ask youAsk subtly: “Boss, anything for me?” “Anything for the boys?” “Boss, na your face I dey look o.”
2. Deflect compliments about your wealth
Say things like: “Don’t whine me.” “It’s not like that.”
3. Say “God when” when you can obviously afford something
like magic.
4. Complain about Nigeria
If you don’t complain about Nigeria, especially with the current Dollar rate, Nigerians will ask you for money. This is a known fact. Complain to avoid billing.
5. Always say it is God
Them: “How did you buy it?”
You: “It is the Lord’s doing.”
6. Deny ownership of your properties
“Ah, it’s not for me o, it’s for Aunty Tope, my grandmother’s late godmother” or say, “I’m just asking for a friend.”
7. Take Uber for 90% of a journey and bike for the remaining 10%
This is more effective when you’re covered in dust. Lament as much as you can.
