OVERSABI VERSUS OVERDO: LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

If you started reading this hoping to first see a round of chummy “happy resumption” greetings, better stop reading. What’s making you happy? What’s happy about the resumption? Let’s forget that one, the “happy resumption” you don collect from AFAS politicians no reach you? Instead of you to think of the agbado you’ll be eating in the near future. You are the topic of my article because your oversabi didn’t come alone, it carried overdo on its back. Commot for here!!!

Eiii! Old woman owed money, who is going to pay? There’s nothing I won’t see o. So Sade, you actually stopped reading? Ahh! You want to fall and die? I know that was vulgar, but do you want to?

This semester, my face go too strong, so mind yourself. Over the measly holiday, I properly schooled myself in the Academy of Vawulence, and I’m back with fresh waves of gbas gbos. Even if you mind yourself, you go collect. Now imagine if you don’t. Keep that thought.

Now, to the main business. It has come to my notice that there are some students and some departments that don’t want to stay in their lanes. But, why are you like that ehn? Let me show you what I mean.

Oversabi is when you resume a week before resumption. It’s not like you’re on a first class, but we still tolerate you.

Hunku Godspower, tell me why they said this semester’s first to three weeks are virtual and you’re already in school? If overdo was an action!!! That’s how trouble starts o. Trouble will be on its own, and you will be pulling its legs.
And if we look at it very well, it’s all these people that are not far from the ground that do this rubbish. Unfortunately, the GP now resembles them in height. Shior!

Better rest on your oars, no go kee yourself.

Everyone knows that we are as strong as we are united. There’s no disputing that AFAS has shown that through the years. Tell me why they added oversabi. That’s called abuse of unity. The whole school would have finished exams since 1920, only for beloved AFAS to start 20 years later. E no gel.

As e no gel like that, one department now decided that they want diversity in diversity. I use name to cover CLA department’s secret. Talking about secrets, if you have any secrets with any CLA student, just kill them now. Because as podcast dey reign, your secret no safe. Half-word to stomach becomes full word o. Torrrh.

As I was saying, CLA department, whose name I can’t reveal, decided to do overdo and pull out of the whole faculty’s silent agreement to start classes upon physical resumption. Maka why? Why do you do that?

They should just thank God add and delete form came out the time it did. If not, AFAS will not contain all of us.

Presiding factor, presiding factor! Instead of Oga Bosco to tell us he wants to contest for presidency of the faculty, e dey disguise. That’s not even the oversabi. It’s this fresher, madam Kemi, that has decided to carry someone else’s election for head. These children must really think UI is High School Musical.

So that it won’t be like it’s only bad news I’m carrying early in the semester, there’s good oversabi and overdo o. Oversabi is when you read all AFAS publications online and even on the board. That’s oversabi purrrt! You’re giving everything you should give.

We can even forget that and say that “child is doing you“. Olori Gold Apparel, tell me why you’ve now become PA to one of the presiding factors. With your CGPA rolling with the pigs in the mud? Your presiding factor sef, you’re not sure if he’ll make the CGPA criteria. Dey play. Just dey play.