Our pre-SIN-DENT is Blessed
Gègé Pàsán (Acerbic Pen)
It is no more news that our Number 1 has added another feather to his cap. Recently, he was involved in an imbroglio and cunningly survived,unscathed. No thanks to a manipulative manipulator. Don’t you think that calls for a celebration where drums should roll with trumpeters blaring a praise songs till the sun sink behind the horizon?
No wonder he gallivants, raising his two shoulders high to his ear level within the four angles where his villa is situated. His intellectual display of ignorance sets him apart from his peers.
Well, it is a no surprise for anyone who has fixed his gaze on the theatrical tricks of his politics. When he was the second in command to General at the community level, he performed a magic—he fashioned out a fake villa key from the original one. But it appeared that his Olórí Oko was not impressed by that fantastic magic. Hence, he was thrown into exile, but he wouldn’t stay long before he joined them back in the villa.
As it is inherent in human nature to aim high, he sighted the position of second-in-command to the General at the Central Village and he successfully claimed it. What a great achievement!
You must be wondering whether he earned another badge on his new appointment, right? Oh, he did! He threw a lavish party for the newbies in town. He went as far as displaying the spirit of oversàbí, then decided to spend more pennies in contrast to what was approved by the village heads. He was harshly eulogized for his generous deeds and made to pay back through his nose.
He is a man of publicity who has never press the necks of the town-criers nor stifled the pungent flow of the PEN. Hence, maintaining a healthy friendship with them tops his long list of priorities.
Have you ever imagined a man who has consistently stamped his feet on the sacred face of the law of the land?. Look no further; he is our pre-SIN-DENT.
After his reign at the Central Village, he came back home to claim the throne of Olórí Oko. During this period, he portrayed himself as overambitious and flouted the regulations of the kingmakers. A move which almost cost him the race. But he’s a manipulative manipulator as you already know. He manoeuvred his way and ascended the coveted throne.
Now that the wheel of administration is spinning very fast. Until the pungent pen bleeds again, sit back and enjoy as the reel of drama unfolds.
