MEME: DEPARTMENTAL MALE FOOTBALL TEAMS IMAGINED AS FOOTBALL CLUBS// By Mystique

1. ANTHROPOLOGY AND ARCHEOLOGY/ ATHLETICO MADRID
These boys are known for their aggressive style of play. Little wonder they’ve racked up more cards than the rest of the teams in the history of the Dean’s Cup. Disallow them in fielding their science counterparts and they will start breaking bottles everywhere.
2. ARABIC AND ISLAMIC STUDIES/ WATFORD
They came from the bottom and are promising so far
3. C.L.A / PSG
Imagine a club failing to perform at the biggest stage despite observing military drills as football trainings. You will see their boys flexing muscles when it comes to their 5 – aside inter level football league. Fine Jersey FC
4. CLASSICS / MONACO
Completely inconsistent and irrelevant despite being the first team to start preparation for the Dean’s Cup every year.
5. ENGLISH / MANCHESTER UNITED
Made it to the finals two years ago but have lost their touch. They still think they’re relevant though. Always claiming history. Draw FC.
6. EUROPEAN STUDIES / SEVILLA
Always struggle to qualify for the knock out phases
7. HISTORY / AC MILAN
Past their golden age. Struggling to upset those at the top.
8. LINGUISTICS / LIVERPOOL
Always underrated despite having good players
9. MUSIC / GIRONA
Surprised everyone so far. Contending with the big boys for dominance.
10.PHILOSOPHY/ BARCELONA
Dominating like it’s their birth right. Teams come every year to “chance” them but they still end up taking the trophy home. Happens to have a plethora of stars, but one stands out just like Messi.
11. RELIGIOUS STUDIES / DORTMUND
Appears to be good, disappoints, Appears to be good again…..the circle continues. Always struggling.
12. THEATRE ARTS / REAL MADRID
Arch rivals of the Plato boys. Loved by all. Always consistent. Gets humiliated by small teams like Girona.
MYSTIQUE