IF YOU CAN COMPLETE THESE TIKTOK TRENDS…
By Eniola Awolesi
All work and no corresponding amount of play makes Kola an olodo. See, scratch that. TikTok is the most popular social media platform, and if you don’t know it, I’m sorry for you. But at the same time, I didn’t ask you to now spend all your life watching it.
Take this test of popular TikTok sounds; let me see first.
1. The pressure is getting …
2. Remember! The Lord is …
3. I don’t want to be a mechanic, I …
4. I’ll be a fool to …
5. If I leave you, omo na …
6. The mother that mothered my mother, mother…
7. ‘Cause when I see your bumbum…
8. Eè lè ko’rin ni? …
9. Even if you use charm…
10. Ladies and gentlemen, izz gone…
Wehdone ehn. See the category you fall into below:
0/10: You’re the person with two heads our mothers threatened us with. Please, leave.
1-3/10: He who knows not, knows not that he knows not that he knows. You no know.
4-5/10: If we check your CGPA very well, it’s around 2.1. Success o.
6-8: Lmao! Did you think I will hail you? You are a wannabe ticktoker. Try harder.
9/10: You tried o, we should not lie. But we are not impressed.
10/10: Leave the faculty and start watching TikTok for a living. Better still, go and buy TikTok.
