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6 Types of Freshers in the Agbado Dispensation


There is no way in heaven or hell, not to speak of earth, that all AFAS freshers are the same. Maybe if the circumstances were normal, just maybe a handful of them would be the same. But in the agbado, ewa, cassava, and garri tenure, there are new flavours and textures of character to pick from.
Without further Ado, here are the 6 types of freshers resuming this session:

1. The Normal
Yes, I know what I said, but these students defy all the odds and remain normal. Their main target remains the same; come in, study, pass, get out. They don’t even have any wahala. They’re so chill. They are the ones who end up giving their notes to their mates to copy.


2. The Jagun-Jaguns
If you thought Ogundiji was “wicked and rough,” wait until you meet these new students. If there was a course like fighting, that’s what they would have been given. They are coming only for one purpose; to wrestle with anyone who crosses their path. And these people don’t have to do anything.

3. The Lovers
Love like daffodils in your eyes yen yen yen yen yen. Worse still, they even write. Yuck. Who wants to read Shakespeare all over again? Please, please, please, AFAS does not do love. Find yourself somewhere else to be.

4. The Grownish Kids
“GRWM for the first day of school,” “Rate how my coursemates walk,” “Pack with me for school,” blah blah blah. Nobody cares.
So get out of this place. When your GPA for first year knacks you 2 by 4, your eye go clear.

5. The Business Gurus
They only want education to back up their side hustle. Their slogan is, “Education is no longer key; money-making is.”
As such, they outsource everything. Their registration? Someone else does it. The only thing they will do by themselves will be writing exams. These ones are living the realest soft life.

6. The Slayers

Just like the business gurus, these ones also didn’t come for the degree but that’s where the similarities end. The Slayers came to kill you with their expensive designer clothes, shoes, bags, and high taste in fashion. You can’t stand and look at them finish. Don’t worry about where they get money from; that’s not important. But you see those clothes, they slay every time.

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