ALL THE WAHALA THAT COMES WITH EXPECTING EXAMINATION RESULTS
1. After battling the stress of first semester
“That evil ended….”
2. So you decided to start enjoying yourself, since it’s the second semester.
“Never been so happy”
3. But you hear rumors about examination results.
“You people have come again”
4. And your memories flashed back to your answer booklets.
“Sobs in empty answer booklets”
5. Especially the ones you left for God to “answer”
“Dear God”
6. With the ones you thought you finessed
7. And the ones you “murdered” with glee.
….Like a boss
8. 100level students when they hear about “book of life” for the first time
“Eez that how you people do here?”
“Hheemeritus Professor sir”
9. The whole University, during the week of the release
10. When the results are out and the bad ones start appearing.
“What’s all these”
11. And that oversabi classmate shares the screenshot on the class WhatsApp page
12. When you complain about not being okay with 69, and your roommate who scored 23 hears you.
“Do you wish to get missing ”
13. When you finally get your transcript so you check for errors
14. When you’re the only one in the squad who passed the course.
15. And begin to lose your friends.
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“Why y’all hating on greatness?”
16. When you manage to score 70 in a tough course.
MYSTIQUE
