Welcome speech

By Motolani Ogunyemi

Happy Resumption, people! It is awesome to write for your reading pleasure again this new session. I hope you bambamed and chilled with the big guys enough to last you through the pepper UI plans to show you, according to your level?

Oh, hello bloody freshers! Don’t vex yet, better thank me for giving you a heads up. That is your new title; just get used to it. I see that you’ve been wearing shirt and shoes to class. I hope you continue to be good children and not end up like some of us who now dress like househelps and wear slippers to class. Sha, welcome to the fess and the bess university. Welcome to UI!

Staylites, you tried o. Resilience and perseverance are your middle names. After all the shege UI has shown you, you still resumed for this session? You like stress o. Instead of you to defer this session to enjoy your life or even drop out. But no, your coconut head still came back to school. Odibest. May you find what you’re looking for.

Finalists, hehehe. Big boys and girls. It is amazing how kids grow up so fast. Congratulations on reaching the last lap of this hustle for a degree. May you not have issues with your project and your project supervisor. By now, you should know if you’ll enter ICC or not. Don’t give up yet sha, miracles happen.

In all, may this session be an interesting one for everyone. Welcome!